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Great stuff as always

I only wish Agent Smith would have made a cameo, that would have been hilarious. Keep up the good work, and CEASE PLUCKING!

Oh dear God

I wish I could condense your work into liquid form and inject myself with it whenever I need a bit of cheering up. Hi-F***ing-larious.

Incidentally, come on now brosephine, brohime, Sir Brosalot, WHY DO YOU HAVE A FULL BEARD????? Do you not want to be rugged AND smooth????

Awesome as always

This one was an absolute treasure trove of Lulz, in my opinion a lot better than Heinous Anus Zone, if only because Twilight and its so called fandom are more deserving of ridicule than probably the Disney Channel, Pokemon, and Naruto combined. Loved the jokes, loved the artwork, but I have one complaint:

Why don't you make the hidden extras a little harder to find next time. I mean only had to watch the thing through 3 times just to find one. You call that a challenge?

Joking. Dude, I like extra content as much as anyone, but I don't have the dexterity or the patience to find them all, or even two. So, can you write a strategy guide or something? Congrats on front page and awards and all that. You definitely deserve it. Keep up the great work.

and once again

Your system is completely broken. Level 50, which takes hours to get to, always glitches out and the game crashes. Cash is scarce and the lag after 15 waves is incredible. There is also no rhyme or reason to the aiming, either my own or the enemy. I'll know I've killed an enemy but it still explodes and takes half my city with it. By the 30's, the blast radius from even a medium powered ship takes up like 16 square blocks. At least this one was free, although in return, its impossible. Don't play this unless you have half a day to waste with no need to win.

Good game/glitches

I love the game, its easy to get into and there's a lot to do, but there are some issues.

When there's a large group on screen I suffer massive slowdown, but that's probably something to do with my computer as much as anything. BUT, one problem that's not my fault is an enemy will be against a wall, engaging one of my guys, and neither of them can kill the other. So the battle is over, and these two just hack and miss hack and miss and I can't do anything about it. The battle just never ends and its a huge waste of time. Very frustrating, so I'd recommend doing something about that.

Almost great

This game has a lot of positives. It's fun, easy to learn, and there is a lot to do. There are unfortunately a few glaring problems that really distract and make the game worse.

The worst offender is that slowdown spell that every single enemy seams to have. It's impossible to escape the caves and shoot on sight enemies because 4 of them will hit me for over 1000 HP in less than 5 seconds (bullshit) and you just can't outrun them because of the stupid slowdown spell. Get rid of that, because its completely ridiculous and frustrating to make it to the boss of the cave, beat him, and yet can't escape because the second you come out of his lair, 5 bats are there to rule my ass.

Another problem is the attacking system. I played as a warrior, and every attack except stab and shield bash are completely useless, I have no ability to recover health at any reasonable rate when I'm getting swarmed (see above), and I generally need to do 3 things at once, and can't because of the control layout. So, you need to come up with a better control scheme and more useful attacks.

Graphics and layout are good, I love the grid system and the map, those work very well. I liked the faction system, although you pretty much have 2 hours of work on your hands if you don't want to be part of the alliance. You should start out with everything neutral and go from there.

This had all the potential to be a great RPG, and still does, you just need to fix these HUGE problems that are making it very hard to enjoy the experience. Keep up the good work, this is a very above average effort.